Figure Out A Way To Teleport - Birthday Card

The “Figure Out A Way To Teleport – Birthday Card” is the perfect way to let your long-distance bae or BFF know just how much you miss them. With the hilarious and heartfelt message—“Let’s figure out a way to teleport because being so far away from you fcking blows. Happy Birthday!”*—this card says what we’re all thinking when we can’t celebrate together in person.

Digitally printed on luxe, bright-white linen textured paper, this A2 folded card (4.25” x 5.5”) feels as good as it looks. It comes with a coordinating envelope, ready to send some snarky love straight to their mailbox. Designed and written by Kiwi Schloffel of Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are, and proudly made in the USA, this card blends wit, honesty, and charm into one unforgettable birthday greeting.

Keep it real, keep it funny, and keep them close—no matter how far

Details 

• Material: Luxe, bright-white linen textured paper
• Dimension: A2 - 4.25in x 5.5in
• Comes with a Coordinating Pink Envelope 
• Words and illustrations by Kiwi Schloffel
• Women-owned Business
• Company based in Columbus, OH