You're Not Old, You're A Classic - Birthday Card

Celebrate their big day with a card that’s as timeless as they are! The You’re Not Old, You’re A Classic Birthday Card is the perfect mix of retro cool and dad-joke humor, featuring a hand-illustrated vinyl record, cassette tape, and even a vintage iPod to deliver a punny birthday greeting that never goes out of style.

Printed with rich, vibrant inks on thick matte stock with a velvety soft-touch finish, this A2 card (4.25 x 5.5 inches) is as smooth as your favorite throwback playlist. The inside is blank, giving you plenty of space to add your own heartfelt message (or another cheesy joke). Each card comes with a coordinating euro-flap envelope for a polished finishing touch. Every design is hand-lettered and illustrated in Denver, CO—no fonts, no stock graphics, just original art packed with personality. Plus, each card is packaged in eco-friendly, compostable sleeves, so it’s as kind to the planet as it is clever.

Perfect for milestone birthdays, music lovers, and the kings of dad jokes—because classics only get better with time.